MDF 2008
Dear Floatinis,
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The first official float of the year is quickly approaching. I have degreed it to be held Sat. May 24th. 1:30PM at the usual starting spot on the Comal, the Wurstfest grounds, I don’t know they call it now. Make sure you read the list of rules that the all knowing city council has enacted so you don’t get a ticket like someone I know, go to this web site then click municipal codes and then type in the search box “dumbass river rules” http://www.ci.new-braunfels.tx.us/
We will be awarding the “Floater of The Year Award”, this years winner is Me, for taking one for the team by myself last year while the rest of you kowtowed like the spineless Mr.. Lupner. (Sat. night live ref #1) Don’t forget to wear your float like locals t-shirt, if you don’t have one I will try to bring some for SALE $7.00.
I have added a bunch of new people to the list this year. Same as last year, if you want to be removed from this email group, reply to me with a note saying you want to be removed.
Yours in the bond of the Float
The Float Master.