TO FLOAT OR NOT TO FLOAT? THAT IS THE QUESTION.
I’m sure all of you know this already, but the Float Master is AWESOME. Only he was man enough to pull the double float whilst others of weaker fortitude ditched both days in favor of watching Opra reruns (read, Rich Hale, Rick Purdy, Taylor Lee). It was a great float both days with only minor run ins with New Braunfels river gestapo (read New Braunfels Police Department) and a face off between the Float Master and Justin Beiber at Landa Falls.
Lets give a river “Harumf” to Johnny the “Carpet Bagger” as he heads off to battle the Aknods in the garden spot of the world, and one to “Army” Dan for protecting us from the River Gestapo when they started beating one of our femfloaters for saying excuse me when her tube touched their little river raft. Much thanks Dan, we hear she may be coming out of her coma in the next few days.
Next official float will be July 3rd. The FM and the VFM’s are considering a Guadalupe float this year, you can voice your opinion if it makes you feel better.
Yours in the bond of the river.
Float Master.