Winter Fun
WINTER NEWS LETTER
“Holy sweaty toob snakes Foat Master, we could have been floating all Winter”.
“Yeah”
“Easy, Boy Blunder and Tube Girl, night floats in January will make your nipples actually jump off of your skin.”
That was a conversation I had to have with a couple or neophite floaters who actualy think they know something about floating. It just goes to show you that you can buy them books and send them to school and what do they do?…………….They eat the pages and mate with the teachers.
Anyway they may have been right. It looks like our floating opportunities will be limited this year due to the lack of wet substance that was supposed to fall from the skies this year. So plan you trips to town early in the summer this year, seating is limited.
On to things that happen between float seasons:
Comal County Fair - What a hot mother fu #*^ ….no not the carnie babes, the temperature. 107 degrees on Saturday in September. Kelly’s friend Lori got so hot she had to take her shirt off on the Zipper. It really freaked out the 13 year old mexican children down on the ground.
Wurstfest - As usual there was sausage, beer and Bad Richie. Some of our old high school chums got boob jobs. The Float Master avoided hot grease on the leg two years in a row. Late night face painting became in vouge.Honor the Float Master - The Float Master turned 30 on December 10th and many were there to see the golden glow, and no one fell into sacrificial pit so that was a good thing…I think. New Years - Another year, another party, another Dustin Patrick sneak-off.Rosebowl - Praise be to the greatest college football quarterback to ever live. inVINCEable Young. After smacking down a series of posers the longhorns chewed up the condum eating fags from California to become the WORLD CHAMPIONS in college football. All hail the orange and white.
Still to Come:
Feb. 18th- Dev / Susan are having a party at THEIR house this weekend
Feb. 21st - Early voting starts, if you live in District 73 make sure you vote for Carter Casteel and not the political whore Natemo Noseeums.
March 3rd - Comal County Texas Ex Students Association will hold their annual fund raiser for local students to follow in the footsteps of the Float Master Scholarships.
March 14th - The Zeech turns 40.
March 15th - The Boy King turns 40.
March 25th - Kelly is having a “I’m becoming an English wanker” party at her house.
April 1st - Taylor Lee Day
TBA - Kelly “Tube Girl” moves to England.
Tune in later for news and official information.